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it isn't true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, it's through his chest...with an axe. 
in a mucking fuddle
going to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.....
is your density, I mean, your destiny
Does it count as cheating if you put it in her bum?
giving his pillow some head and his comforter some ass
Last night I dreamt that I died and went to heaven... but nobody spoke english!!
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious...
..wonders what life was like before Facebook. Oh yeah. MySpace.
says a dog is truly mans best friend. Lock the Mrs and the dog in the boot of the car for an hour on a hot day, which one is pleased to see you?
away for the next 20 mins. Am watching widescreen porn so need to minimise Facebook
teaching his/her pet how to be a ninja.
your real mom... I forgot to tell you.
trying to cut back on being stupid
Everything would suck alot worse withought me
when life came to me I snapped its head off and skinned it alive, Moral of the story I caused death and now you know why he wears a cloak
I cant decide, if a ninja and a jedi were to get into an altercation . . Who would win !?
wondering if a turtle doesn't have its shell, is it homeless or naked?
waiting for the aliens to land and take her home
get over yourself 