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   messageicon thinks experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:16 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a secret agent...oh crap.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:46 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 13:52 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't drink at the fountain of knowledge. He/She just gargles.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 22:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon swayed by the way you think
←Rate | 06-30-2009 00:49 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crowded Elevators always smell different to midgets....
←Rate | 06-30-2009 14:56 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking for a lover, no, not you, you, over there, with the big....
←Rate | 06-30-2009 16:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man, Life in the fallen World ain't easy, Trials, hardships. Whats my comforts supposed to be? Is it that there might be a better day? I don't know I will just Cry to the Lord
←Rate | 07-01-2009 16:45 by Nahums84 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man, somedays I just miss Del Taco
←Rate | 07-01-2009 20:18 by DS | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your bored and you know it READ MY STATUS!!
←Rate | 07-01-2009 22:15 by Erica Cardwell | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a big______________. (you decide)......p.s. please no ex- girlfriends reply!
←Rate | 07-02-2009 12:58 by Robert | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Auntie Em, I hate you, I hate Kansas. I'm taking the dog. Dorothy...
←Rate | 07-04-2009 05:10 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking of going to veterinary school and learning taxidermy. His business motto will be "No matter what happens you get your dog back"
←Rate | 07-04-2009 12:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon BoycottingTheSpacebar.
←Rate | 07-05-2009 02:38 by The Cool Brian | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon filing another notch in the palace of shame
←Rate | 07-06-2009 07:07 by china lad | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to remind everyone that tomorrow at 5 minutes and 6 seconds past 4 the time and date will be 4:05:06 07/08/09.
←Rate | 07-07-2009 06:20 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders, If walking is supposed to be so good for you, why does my mailman look like Jabba The Hut? I'm just sayin'!
←Rate | 07-07-2009 14:29 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking his Leggo My Eggo Defense" will not hold up in a court of law.
←Rate | 07-08-2009 01:51 by Vybe | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to be bulletproof next time
←Rate | 07-08-2009 05:58 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the top of the world, looking down on creation...
←Rate | 07-08-2009 10:38 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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