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Just a teenage dirtbag baby! 
thinks everyone needs to chill out. Don't harsh my mellow!
Don't cry over spilt milk. Unless, you're stranded on a island and a genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure in exchange for your last glass of milk and you leap with glee and nearly spill your milk, then after you sigh in relief that it
a B*I*T*C*H, a Beatiful Individual That Causes Hardons
your a (C)aring (U)nderstanding (N)inties (T)ype
seeking Amy so Britney will stop singing about her.
not happy after losing a game of basketball to a japanese hooker
a monkey in the time of chimpazees
trolling the bingo hall for cougars
gonna do stuff to you that will make the neighbors want to move!
an over stock of duck sausage, why don't you come duck down and get you some.
no animal was harmed in the making of this status message posting
that babies are a form of STD's
asking those who believe in psychokinesis to raise his hand.
not completelly useless,she can be used as a bad example
been brought to you today by the letters B and M, and by the number 2.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
sittin in physics class reading all these
my own little world, but its ok - they know me here
playing guitar with her private parts 