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Dude, you're going bald. That ballcap and shoulder length hair don't hide the fact. 
I love going to the gym. They have free internet!
bout to go save the world............it's the only place with chocolate
you learn alot about one's Backbone, Mainly when they say one thing to your face and another behind your back.
busy filling water balloons with fire hoses.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
not been this broke since he went carol singing with the Tourettes Association
thinking about the similarities between men and soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Don't worry if your job is small and your rewards are few. Remember the mighty oak was once a nut like you!
people who take really good care of their farmville probably have the ugliest room
...is wondering if some other horse went all "Tonya Harding" on former Derby favorite Eskendereya...
if you ever want a confidence boost just turn on your tv and watch Maury. If that doesnt help, you need help.
Here it comesssss.... WOOT! WOOT! There it goessssssss.... "CHA-CHING!" Man, Payday Sux! :P
a special edition, 1 of only 6,822,400,000...
waiting for you to say something intelligent :)
all for 7 day weekends
I beg your pardon. I didn't recognize you. I've changed a lot.
To this random person talking to me here in line at wal mart while I'm typing on my phone.. itd funny how you think I'm listening!
knows that my man really love me by asking him if he does while he's sleep talkin'. It works.
You never know who your real friends are until you are in need and then you'll be surprised who shows up. 