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My Favorite machine at the Gym has to be the Television 
They only way I'd watch 50 Shades Darker is if the guy tied up our garbage bags and dominated the yard work.
My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can't help but think that my days around here are numbered...
Preschoolers talk a lot of trash when playing Chutes and Ladders for little people who needs help counting spaces.
My 90 y/o Grandpa is living proof how lazy immigrants are. He hasn't worked in 20 years!
Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...
That whole day without immigrants was just as bad as Y2K
Wanna meet me at Taco Bell? The Day Without Illegal Migrants means we'll get plenty of sauce packets and napkins.
I have good taste, I just don't have the money to prove it.
I wish I could feel as happy as an adult,, as I felt as a kid when the teacher wheeled in the TV during class
OH there's nothing quite as funny as poster's tossing insults instead of comic relief....
The real Troll Hunter is a stupid, little shy guy without any self-confidence who has a big flap on the internet and at home he is sitting while peeing… because his mom told himso
User "Anonymous" you are the most annoying person on earth. If there is anything wrong or negative to say to anything you are the man! Get a life or at least a job…
One man's trash is another man's profile picture.
Does anyone else think that maybe the bright side could be self-conscious?
WOW ... It was actually easy to go to Home Depot today.
SNL is going to be 2hrs long this week!
Taco Bell is PACKED today.
Cant wait till tomorrow so the Mexican hookers go back to work.
Wow. Dramatic drop in crime today. 