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Respect must be earned, even when you are a fat, rich white guy with an important job. 
Marla Maples is in favor or border security. She lost her job to an immigrant too.
Meanwhile, in hell, the Devil is all like ... "What have I done?"
Spicer reminds me of a toddler who got caught with his hands in the cookie jar, and crumbs on his face, trying to convince everyone that he wasn't the person who took the cookies.
Melania and Kellyanne look like someone took two attractive models, and then smooshed their faces around until they didn't quite look right.
Careful Ivanka. The boss in your new office is very handsy with attractive young women.
Sean Spicer must wear flame-retardant pants to every press conference to keep his pants from igniting.
Sean Spicer is what would happen if Hank Hill let Cotton influence Bobby.
You know how you sometimes hear something pop loudly in the microwave? That's the camera bulb flashing.
Sean Spicer is now claiming that Richard Nixon had a Very Limited Role in Watergate.
Now is probably a good time to teach your Nana how to set up a GoFundMe account for her health insurance.
Looks like they'll be building condos on Sesame Street.
Spent 20 minutes on the treadmill this morning. Next time I might turn it on.
I need to lose weight. Baskin-Robbins just called my mom and told her because of me they're down to only 5 flavors.
Anyone know exactly how long we are supposed to "Shake It Off"? Taylor Swift never specified and frankly I'm exhausted.
As soon as someone makes a time machine I'm going back to when being fat & pale was a sign of nobility.
Today I watched Sean Spicer try to defend his boss's ridiculous positions. Later I saw a moose lick his own junk for five minutes. I'm not sure whether Spicer or the moose acted with more shamelessness.
I went to visit my grandpa in the home and I asked him, Grandpa , do you know who I am.. He said NO , but if you go to the desk , they'll tell you .
You’re smiling next to me…. In silent stupidity
Well, another year with no finacial aid. That's what you get when you're white, parents are still married and they both work for a living..... 