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Rick Perry has only done 3 things as Energy Secretary: Deny climate change, attack a gay student, and... I can't remember the third thing.
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03-25-2017 16:16
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I guess I missed the chapter in "The Art of the Deal" about getting rejected by the Freedom Caucus.
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03-25-2017 16:14
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New chapters in The Art of the Deal sequel: 1) Insult Your Way to an Unpassable Health Bill. 2) Build the Wall and Make Mexico Pay Nothing.
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03-25-2017 16:08
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Who needs health insurance when this current administration makes you want to die every half hour on the hour?
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03-25-2017 16:06
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Devin Nunes is also sorry: 1) He told your abusive husband where you were hiding. 2) You were born poor. 3) He didn't ask Vlad for more cash.
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03-25-2017 16:02
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Today reminds me of that old Schoolhouse Rock episode, "How a Bill Becomes an Embarrassing Failure By Paul Ryan."
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03-25-2017 15:58
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Global Warming Upside all thanks to the Republicans: Beach Front property in Oklahoma.
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03-25-2017 15:56
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I'm watching the Puerto Rico Open on TV and I don't a single one of the golfers is Puertorican...
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03-25-2017 14:55
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It isn't the alternative facts that makes the White House dangerous, it's the alternative reality.
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03-25-2017 12:10
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People sometimes confuse deal-making skills with having enough money to bully the little guys into doing what you want.
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03-25-2017 12:06
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where are all the supporters that say bye bye obamacare? ctfu yall quiet
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03-25-2017 11:18 by
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Patience is what I have when there are too many witnesses.
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03-25-2017 10:24
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Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
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03-25-2017 10:19
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I'm so broke identity thieves sent a fruit basket with a note. "Sorry about the ID theft. Please tell your creditors to stop calling us."
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03-25-2017 01:44 by
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a president with sex tapes...gee, I'm glad we didn't put a Clinton in office again
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03-25-2017 00:58 by
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Devin Nunes wants a closed interview of all the top microwave manufacturers.
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03-24-2017 20:29
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It sucks when a bunch of rich white guys don't get the improvements to their health care plan at the expense of women and the poor like they have been promised.
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03-24-2017 20:25
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Eating pork chops with mohammad
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03-24-2017 19:52
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If Hillary won we would be under Sharia law. Bacon would be outlawed
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03-24-2017 19:22
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Obama claimed he was the one to bring the races together... Hows that working for ya BLM?
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