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I thought that noose around a mocked Obama's neck was funny too...... 
Me: Do you want to have the best sex of your life tonight? Her: No. Me: Then I'm your guy!
We all name our dogs....But.... Wonder what they call us .....
Just found a $5 bill in the dryer that must have fallen out of my pants pocket. Looks like I'm guilty of money laundering.
I wonder if there's a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me, too.
A home DNA test kit does not make a good baby shower gift.
I took a sexual harassment course today, I think this is actually something I might be pretty good at
Can we have a NO Kathy Griffin button?
Pulling out of Paris should be a porn, not a reality
If the start of a Basketball game is called a Tip-off, why isn’t the start of a Hockey game called a Puck-off?
Do not put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
Every now and then when I'm in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you're listening". If I'm wrong, nobody knows. If I'm right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy.
And all this time I thought a chickpea was when women went to the bathroom in groups.
I want you all to know, I read your post while pooping
Im offended by sexual terms. I think I'll post pictures on the internet of myself depicting a terr0rist group.
Kathy Griffins next show will be "What ever happened to..."
Charlie Sheen has all this "tiger" blood I guess its only fair Tiger has a little "Charlie" blood.
Charlie Sheern has all this "tiger" blood I guess its only fair Tiger has a little "Charlie" blood.
Maybe Farmers Insurance will do a commercial with Tiger driving now!
I really hope, for humanity sake, that you people were all up in arms and angry when the picture of Obama and the noose surfaced. 