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I once took a dump that was shaped like a pretzel. I $h!t you knot... 
It boggles the mind how most of you passionately supports the Neo-Nazis. Absolutely mind boggling.
Maybe if you didn't act like thuggish and lazy pieces of crap there wouldn't be a problem
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the Shell station.
Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.
I no longer question authority; I annoy authority. More fun, less effort.
Tonight, because of the presidents speech, me and the family of 13 have now converted to democrats.
My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or destroy Slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave, I would do it. Any snowflake wanna explain what the civil war was about then?
If every day is a gift, today was socks.
It's so hot outside I attended a Virginia Neo-Nazi rally just to be next to something shady...
Alt-Left + Alt-Right = DELETE I am an independent. Enough said... Go Home!!!
You don't get to be both a Nazi and a proud American. We literally had a war about this. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.
Picture Darth Vader singing "These are a Few of My Favorite Things" and you'll have some idea of the kind of thoughts that go through my head daily.
People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night are burning the Kindle at both ends.
I hate it when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I do not want to go to your cat's birthday party! Besides, my dog is receiving his First Communion that day.
We'll take down our Robert E. Lee statues when you take down your Martin Luther King statues.
Did you know that "Go hang a salami, Doc! Note; I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. I’m a lasagna hog." is a palindrome? Now you do..
According to most of you people here, I guess the holocaust is considered freedom of speech?
Not standing for the national anthem is considered offensive, but rallying a hate group is considered freedom of speech? I'm convinced, you people are messed up in the head.
Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house. 