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Uh oh...FOX News report claims Ivanka, Kushner, Kelly, McMaster are on departure list from the White House. So much mixed emotions. 
Spring is acting like a deadbeat dad... like are you coming or not.
When I'm feeling down and someone says "Keep your chin up!" I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and tell them "Walk it off!"
The Hardest things about beginning any new relationship has got to be learning how to Fart Quietly Again
The only way to know a relationship is going well, when she feels comfortable taking a dump at your place
Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation
Today is International Women's Day, It was supposed to be yesterday, but they couldn't get ready on time !
Easter is April 1st this year which is also April fool's day. So to celecrate both days together, I will be dyeing raw eggs this year.
To keep the kids occupied all day on Easter, only hide 3 eggs for the Earter egg hunt.
Alexa laughing and refusing to obey instructions? Better start working on your reasons to live for our new robot overlords
I can't really afford Essential Oils so let's see what we have in the pantry.
This dentist just told me I need a crown, and it's a relief to finally start getting some recognition around here.
Like if you ever got charged for not rewinding a VHF tape
If Melania was a Democrat, she would be on the cover of every magazine and hailed by the media for her grace, language and beauty.
Any way I see it Jack and Jill were both idiots... Who in the hell goes up hill to find water?
David Dennison is my President.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. But with your help, we can put a well in their home village. Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan....
I'd like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
. My mother in-law is drowning, I've informed emergency services. Hope they get my letter in time to save her.
My son is really struggling with english in school. Nobody else in his class can speak it. 