Ed the zebra galloped across Tennessee. The Oilers galloped across Florida’s defense. Both ended up airborne—one in a helicopter, the other in OT euphoria.
BREAKING: The Edmonton Oilers just pulled an Ed the Zebra—broke loose, dodged the Florida Panthers, and soared into OT glory like they were being airlifted out of Florida.
The reason the 'why does the military only get one day' people mention it mainly during Pride Month is because the dysphoric, rainbow cucks ram it down our throats. (Not to mention each other's.)