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When I say, "I hate drama" I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan!!!
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04-01-2024 09:39 by
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Also in the news, the national atheist church has applied for non-prophet status.
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03-29-2024 11:44
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Dear Facebook, stop asking me what's on my mind. We both know it's against community standards.
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03-28-2024 05:59 by
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When a woman says, "Correct me if I'm wrong", do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.
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03-27-2024 06:09 by
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Мило плюну в душу, нагло улыбнусь.
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03-27-2024 03:19
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I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.
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03-26-2024 05:59 by
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wow, TᕼE ᗩᖇT Oᖴ TᕼE ᗪEᗩᒪ
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03-25-2024 22:07
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Jeeziz. That fart was so rank, my nose disowned me.
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03-24-2024 20:45 by
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I’m always telling people I’m down for anything when in fact I mean, not after 8 PM, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation and how tired I am
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03-23-2024 22:55
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Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!
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03-23-2024 08:16 by
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I asked to 2024's manager today, it was 2021
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03-21-2024 20:59 by
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I think we should cancel April Fools this year. There is no prank topping reality.
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03-21-2024 09:43 by
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Remember when we used to do prank calls growing up? Now those spam calls are karma getting us back.
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03-20-2024 06:10 by
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Today is the first day of Spring. That means I can be over with my Seasonal Depression and go back to my Regular Depression.
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03-19-2024 07:53
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The Tick Tock clock is ticking.
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03-17-2024 08:27 by
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I worked out with a dumbell yesterday I FEEL VIGOROUS
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03-17-2024 02:52
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2nd birthday, fun, energetic
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03-16-2024 14:22 by
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If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it. Just make your last post something fun like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"
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03-16-2024 07:13 by
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Just got home from Oklahoma. It was OK.
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