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I never knew that tanning beds had a pumpkin spice setting. 
DT once said we would get "tired of winning." Well he was half right..... we are tired.
Japan has built humanoid robots to do construction work. The robots are so human like that they have three reports of sexual harassment.
I've been busy today and may of missed it. What was DT's dumb statement of the day, today?
The best part of this Presidential Alert is... Hillary got one too!!
You say, "Not my President" but I bet your phone went off.
I would love to incite a fight after a UB40 concert.
Whenever I'm walking down the street and see a car stopped at a red light I like to wave until the person rolls their window down. Then I say, "You know, you can't park here."
Sex is like a bowling ball, if your not using all three fingers, you're just cheating your game.
The only Blue Wave anyone is going to see this year is the one that hit the Carolina coast a few weeks ago.
Dictionary the only place where divorce comes before marriage.
FACT : If someone is playing Xmas music in October, you're legally allowed to kill them and use their corpse as a Halloween decoration.
Bachelor is a guy who will never find out how many faults he has.
Consciousness is the nightmare before sleep.
before you know it, Amazon workers will be making Prime money
Good day to be an uneducated Amazon worker!
A new study says that a lot of people on social media today will believe anything that starts out by saying a new study says.
Guys, prove you're not a rapist by giving large sums of money to random women!
Truth doesn’t matter when you just vote for your team regardless of their integrity.
I, put commas, in, weird places, so that you, read my jokes, like, William Shatner! 