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Back in my day, we didn’t scroll—we farmed! I remember when this was all FarmVille. 
If I blocked you on social media and you see me in the streets, the block still applies in real life.
Waiter: would you like a little quiche before your main course mam? Me: ok, but no tongue
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol."
Today's tip of the Day: If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
got thrown out of a casino last night. apparently I must have completely misunderstood the crap table!
The U.S air force has Cobra helicopters, Canada's air force has Cobra Chickens
I bet aliens ride past earth and lock their doors.
Not sure who's gonna win this years presidential election, but two people who are going to be in my cabinet will be, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam....
I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
I went to the doctor thinking I might have arthritis, I don't. Turns out I have early onset rigor mortis.
Kamala Harris quote: "Who doesn't love a yellow school bus? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on a yellow school bus, right? I remember them now, all yellow and everything."
I don’t have a status today, I have a concept of a status though
I swear all I do is work, come home, blink, and then I'm back at work again.
Nothing says "this wont last"...quite like an engagement ring from Wal-Mart !
Found out today that my ex needs a liver transplant,I'm not worried though ,she hasn't rejected an organ in 40 years
It's amazing how Facebook can spot a fake post but can't spot a fake profile.
People who worry about what kind of planet we're leaving for our kids might want to consider what kind of kids we're leaving for our planet.
Where there is smoke..,,, there are Hezbollah operatives. BOOM! #Skyline of Beirut
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