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thinks everyone needs to chill out. Don't harsh my mellow! 
looking at pictures of your girl friend on facebook:P
discovered the secret of the universe, but forgot it after he woke up.
......That'swhat she said...lol
wow! thanks lord tomorow is World Facebook Day!
now only 2 for $2 (only at participating locations, some restrictions may apply, see store for details, offer void where prohibited)
Burying bodies in the backyard
not smarter than orthers, he just hides his ignorance better.
needs some magic dust to sprinkle over my problems to make them disappear... like a wizard. or a crack addict...
Some People are like slinkies,, not good for anything, but fun to watch tunmble down stairs(:
Thinks your so vain you proberly think this status is about you!
the story in Balamory
ti esrever dna 'ʇı dılɟ uʍop ƃuıɥʇ ʎɯ ʇnd ı
drinking tequila in the shower....09:07 AM
vertically challenged
like this and like that and like this and uh
not the empire but I still strike back...
hated it when old aunts used to come up to her at weddings, poke her in the ribs and cackle, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Can anyone help me with some DIY plumbing? I've been looking for a book for beginners by someone called Lee King. Anyone?
knows that your husband isn't realy taking tennis lessons on Sundays... 