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not happy after losing a game of basketball to a japanese hooker 
now doing your slut grandmother
now doing your slut sister
not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!
killing gnomes with sporks.
wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??
a safe full of cherries cuz he likes to pop it and lock it.
thank god...no...evolution?!...whatever: IT'S FRIDAY!
quoting garfield: mondays suck!
tired of using technology
watering his plastic flowers.
waiting for Godot.
wondering if a turtle loses its shell, does that make it homeless or naked?
thnks you can observe alot just by watching
thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be
seeking Amy so Britney will stop singing about her.
not a slag he just enjoys sex!!!
your a (C)aring (U)nderstanding (N)inties (T)ype
feelin himself today after wakin up after such a lovely sleep....thank god no one is watchin....:)
what's the difference between a tyre and 365 days of oral sex... one's a goodyear, the other's a f00king great year!! 