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If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. 
wondering...DO SHEEP SHRINK IN THE RAIN?
when life hands you apples, make apple juice!....or I guess you could just eat the apples, its really your call
Do "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" have the same tune?
Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?
frustrated that he knows all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask him the questions.
here for your entertainment!
on a bus with his goldfish Gill, going to Lake Winnipesaukee to see Dr. Leo Marvin.
saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
due to the current financil restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until final notice.
been brought to you today by the letters B and M, and by the number 2.
happy Cinco de Drinko!
questioning her invisibility potion
David Hasselhoff's illegitimate child
not completelly useless,she can be used as a bad example
wondering what humanitarians eat.
won't lower his standards to raise yours
making hyperactive mooing noises and bouncing off walls
could use a few drinks.....everyday!!
The lunatics are running the asylum. 