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printing off a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills 
the reason you get up in the morning <3
me? addicted to facebook? naah... (why isnt anybody commenting on this status!!! I'm waiting for the red number to pop up)...
kicking names and taking asses
wondering if Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
sick and tired of being sick and tired
bringing all the boys to the yard.
going to go postal, but I have to wait 4 -6 weeks for them to find my rifle in the mail.
havin' a 3some tonight... still have room for 2 more.
spitting on the back of your neck.
thinks barry manilow should shut the hell up.
gonna do stuff to you that will make the neighbors want to move!
hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!
looking down his pants wondering when the itching will stop.
just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy
Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!
life sucks (mood:optimistic)
trolling the bingo hall for cougars
works for the DEA! Now give me all your drugs!
boys are like slinkies...useless but fun to watch fall down stairs 