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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy face, nice smile .... but thats enough about me, tell me how you are? 
says it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
said that the day we had a black president would be the day pigs fly. Well, Swine Flu.
rejects your reality and substitutes his own properly medicated version.
never finishes anythi
thinks the world is her oyster. Now if only she could find a shucking knife.....
has just put his hamster in the kettel with a spoon full of honey and 2 paracetemol and boiled it............... I thought he had swine flu
the wizzard of ahhhs
naked eating cheetos
"remember kids. If approached by a bear, rub your body with blueberry syrup and salmon."
the swine flu. damn you porky pig.
i am sick , radiating moon beams from my television ..reinforce my mass produce neurosis .....filter through bacon pies and and down spouts of grease help my shoes walk another day ..pass fears and smiles of everyday people
will be taking cpr and first aid tomorrow. after that, let me know if you need assistance
has no problem applying Icy Hot to all the sensitive areas.
feeling sleepy, sneezy, bashful, happy, dopey, grumpy, but i'm not feelin doc though.
an over stock of duck sausage, why don't you come duck down and get you some.
9000 POEPLE ARE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW...2000 ARE KISSING...1000 ARE ENJOYING ORAL... AND ONE LONELY F##KER IS READING MY STATUS......YOU HANG IN THERE SUNSHINE
always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower for cryin' out loud!
1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 4) watch what happens.
thinks they need to have a twelve-step help group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon. 