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watching the news and hearing all the uproar about Gay Marriages and Gay Weddings. Hmmmm..flowers, classical music, people dancing to the Village People and Sister Sledge...Aren't all weddings Gay? 
took the "What should you be doing right now" quiz. And the answer is... WORK !
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
was always taught, "You become what you eat." So he only eat rich foods. He's still waiting...
sippin on some sizzurp...feeling gangsta!!
thinks if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
spreading some positive molecules
i love gummy bears cuz they dont attack when you chew their heads off
only adding friends that Facebook suggests. If Facebook doesn't think you're worthy of his friendship, X doesn't either !!
hasn't met Mr Right yet. But she has met Mr Rude, Mr Cocky and Mr Cheap.
works forty hours a week to be this poor
hasn't met Mr Right yet. But she has met Mr Rude, Mr Cocky and Mr Cheap.
wants to add the element of Surprise to the periodic table.
rare, like mr. clean with hair
200 pounds of dynamite with a 3 inch fuse ;(
if its a long walk on a short beach, do we just pace back and forth..
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
was such a Don Juan growing up, the girls Don Juan anything to do with him...
just bought a new GPS unit for my car, and it came without directions. 