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versatile..........put him in any position and he will always perform 
knows where Carmen San Diego is but is sworn to secrecy
first there was mad cow disease, then bird flu, and now swine flu........OMFG it's FARMAGGEDDON!
Type this on your facebook homepage. UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B, A + enter then click. The epic code lives on!
still report writing... X Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
putting his creative thoughts to use in report writing, how about this one... X has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools
love is a name, sex is a game, forget the name and play the damn game!
just saved alot of money on his car insurance by threatening his agent with a golf club!
You're not invited to the party in my pants because you don't know the difference between your and you're.
Baghdad has that Boom Boom Boom!
: Aspire to Inspire before you Expire!
glad Justin brought sexy back, I didn't mean to scare it away to begin with.
fake plants died because he did not pretend to water them
just Googled his Twitter all over your Facebook
asking you to Learn from your parents mistakes.............use birth control!
--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death.
One Tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila...FLOOR
loves the smell of burning rubber, but I really should of told her the condom split
will write you a love song unlike that Sara Bareilles b**ch
believes : Early to bed,early to rise.....and your girl goes out with other guys. 