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going to stab you in the neck next time you post quiz results!
a failed perfectionist
says another person gets mauled by a tiger...When are people going to realize they are delicious?
Type "with arrow keys" (up up down down left right left right B A and hit enter) anywhere on your Facebook homepage
Bringing sexy back; I just don't know where I left it!
Beam me up Jesus
the sex was good...even though the neigbours stopped earlier than usual.
pitys the fool.
watching the biggest loser and eating oreos
Feeling a little groggy today. I think my check-engine light has come on.
sitting in a tree outside your bedroom window, waiting for you to get home...
waiting under your bed....
in your closet, watching you sleep....
walking his/her gerbil around the block. This could take a while (small legs you know)
leting his eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
offline will be right back before you pronounce cattneuvmment bafatdye zsaasssdhgne
slept with the extended network
happy that the Statute of Limitations has finally expired, and he can finally admit that he is, in fact, the one who let the dogs out.
Girls are like butterfly; they land on your hand if you open it for them. they fly away if you chase them. 