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wondering if a turtle loses its shell, does that make it homeless or naked? 
thnks you can observe alot just by watching
thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be
seeking Amy so Britney will stop singing about her.
not a slag he just enjoys sex!!!
your a (C)aring (U)nderstanding (N)inties (T)ype
feelin himself today after wakin up after such a lovely sleep....thank god no one is watchin....:)
what's the difference between a tyre and 365 days of oral sex... one's a goodyear, the other's a f00king great year!!
a B*I*T*C*H, a Beatiful Individual That Causes Hardons
next time someone calls you a SLAG, say thanks I am Sexy Lovely and Gorgeous
Cider (Apple), Vodka (Potato), Wine (Grape), Perry (Pear), Archers (Peach), Malibu (coconut). I never realised Just how much fun your 5 a day could be.
what do you do wen you see ur ex rollin around your back garden, screamin and shoutin help, help,...stay calm, relax, focus,,, aim and shoot the caunt again..:O)
women are like parking spots; they're whores and liars!
wondering what his dad meant when he said he should have rolled over and shot me out the window...
taking shots of NyQuil and RedBull...
wandering around the neighborhood wearing nothing but bells on his nipples
the coolest thing since sliced bread
taking a dump over the railing of an overpass and making bird noises
a russian factory worker that loves tee-bagging homeless people
making love to a big hairy trucker named Kim
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