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's life is alot like joining the army. It's not just a job, it's an adventure! 
got a great big bodyguard
more confused than a retard with a wheres waldo book
thinking pimpin is easy it's just not cheap!
changing his name to Fred Flintstone cause I make the bedrock!
thinking she wants me.....................to leave her the hell alone
a Charmed One
not shy -- I'm studying my prey.
wonders if I remove the crust off my sandwich, does that make me the anti-crust?
noticed that all the girls from his year at school that thought they were too good for me are now either fat, ugly or a frieky combination of the 2. Funny how the tables have turned.
can't find Tom on facebook.
going to give you a super poke! Now my finger hurts, thanks!
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a victim of LOL'ism
keeps whats on his mind away from Facebook
loves to read status updates like "I'm really bored" and "I'm at work right now". Good stuff. Keep me posted...thanks!
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour...Hey 1999 called and wants its joke back.
All you single ladies, put your applications in
not a tease....just a reminder of what you cant please
just when the caterpillar thought the world was going great....its cocoon cracked 