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   messageicon wants to thank all of those on his friends list that invited him to be their friend and aint bothered to speak to him. Well worth it. Cheers.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 12:01 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon your actions don't have a backspace button, choose them wisely
←Rate | 06-04-2009 08:30 by Jo | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon fears dying alone. Which is why she plans on taking some of you with her. :D
←Rate | 06-04-2009 07:37 by Gina | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
←Rate | 06-04-2009 03:11 by machenton | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon --^v--^v--^v--^v--_________^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death !!!!!
←Rate | 06-04-2009 02:24 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bad Spellers Untie!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 19:56 by Ryan Seagren Comments (0)  


   messageicon offering to buy 85% of GM with 10% more than the Government offer. payment will be by Creit Card.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon his "beeralogical" clock is ticking!!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 15:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon working as a yo-yo tester definitely has its ups and downs!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:55 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon searching for his next ex-girlfriend
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:33 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:29 by SCURRY | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hitting higher highs, and lower lows
←Rate | 06-03-2009 13:24 by SCURRY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 10:28 by SCURRY Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing a game of chess against a very cunning fox!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 10:19 by leeebling | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you"
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:48 by Dragon-King | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking till I'm someone else's problem
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:48 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  


   messageicon stuck in second gear.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels used and unwanted, like the two chocolate halves of an Oreo cookie after someone has already licked the cream out of them.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 07:32 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon pushed his luck so much so it fell of the cliff.... now only hard work remains!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 02:51 by Pratik | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't have a photographic memory, cos i'm out of film.
←Rate | 06-02-2009 21:07 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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