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wants to thank all of those on his friends list that invited him to be their friend and aint bothered to speak to him. Well worth it. Cheers.
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06-04-2009 12:01 by
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your actions don't have a backspace button, choose them wisely
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06-04-2009 08:30 by
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fears dying alone. Which is why she plans on taking some of you with her. :D
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06-04-2009 07:37 by
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always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
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06-04-2009 03:11 by
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--^v--^v--^v--^v--_________^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death !!!!!
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06-04-2009 02:24 | Tags: Filtered
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Bad Spellers Untie!
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06-03-2009 19:56 by
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offering to buy 85% of GM with 10% more than the Government offer. payment will be by Creit Card.
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06-03-2009 16:48
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his "beeralogical" clock is ticking!!!!
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06-03-2009 15:18 | Tags: Filtered
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working as a yo-yo tester definitely has its ups and downs!!!
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06-03-2009 13:55 by
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searching for his next ex-girlfriend
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06-03-2009 13:33 by
SCURRY
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will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today!!!
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06-03-2009 13:29 by
SCURRY
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hitting higher highs, and lower lows
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06-03-2009 13:24 by
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Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!
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06-03-2009 10:28 by
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playing a game of chess against a very cunning fox!
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06-03-2009 10:19 by
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had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you"
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06-03-2009 08:48 by
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drinking till I'm someone else's problem
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06-03-2009 08:48 by
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stuck in second gear.
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06-03-2009 08:08
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feels used and unwanted, like the two chocolate halves of an Oreo cookie after someone has already licked the cream out of them.
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06-03-2009 07:32 by
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pushed his luck so much so it fell of the cliff.... now only hard work remains!!!
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06-03-2009 02:51 by
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don't have a photographic memory, cos i'm out of film.
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