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What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's. 
let his brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back. Turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender
Moo...I'm a pig.
Love your enemies, it'll scare the hell out of them
a bank is a place where you can lend money if you can prove you don't need it.
considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
wear his wife's eyeglasses because she wants him to see things her way
Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to
wounders If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
you never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Out like the Cavs!
thinks there are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
say's never go to a Doctor whose plants are dead in the waiting room!
Wandering if your free tonight, or is it gonna cost me?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Spongbob for Prime Minister
marks the spot
the entrepreneur in me thinks I should be selling rocks in the streets of Iran.
if you desire it, I'll aquire it. 