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thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
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06-28-2009 12:56 by
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that most likely, Tito will be handing out more than his usual amount of tissues this weekend.
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06-28-2009 12:52 by
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doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
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06-28-2009 12:51 by
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beatby my computer at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing
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06-28-2009 12:49 by
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man on toilet, is high on pot.
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06-28-2009 12:42 by
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if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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06-28-2009 12:26 by
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read in the Kmart ad that as a tribute to Michael Jackson, they are running a sale on little boys underwear .. they are 1/2 off!
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06-28-2009 11:17 | Tags: Filtered
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Girls are like horoscopes,,they always tells us what to do and they are always wrong !!!
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06-28-2009 03:43 by
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is secretly hoping that the video her and Paris Hilton made last night gets 'accidently' discovered
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06-28-2009 03:39 | Tags: Filtered
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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06-28-2009 03:37 by
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In Britain, some 50 chavs die every week from drinking too much Tesco-brand vodka... Every little helps!
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06-28-2009 03:36 | Tags: Filtered
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doesn't use no double negatives.
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06-28-2009 02:57 by
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god.... temporarily
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06-28-2009 01:04 by
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drives way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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06-28-2009 00:33 | Tags: Filtered
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heard that the Jackson Family has asked, in memoryu of Michael, all little boys to wear their pants at half mast today
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06-27-2009 23:49 | Tags: Filtered
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shocked to hear of the discovery of the body of the local pizza man covered in cheese and pepperoni....police believe he topped himself
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06-27-2009 16:10 | Tags: Filtered
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Did Something happen to Michael Jackson?
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06-27-2009 15:11 by
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glad people are more worried about mj dying then the fact that North korea wants to nuke us back into the freakin stoneage... you all really got your priorities sorted out well
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06-27-2009 13:56 | Tags: Filtered
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answers Bob Dylan's question: "How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?" The answer is 14! Now get a job you freaking hippie!!!
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06-27-2009 12:24
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smarter than a 5th grader
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06-27-2009 12:22 | Tags: Filtered
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