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"another Celebrity just went KABOOM!". Will tell you who it is for just $19.95, here's how to order. 
says if silence is golden, then no more Billy Mays is priceless.
Ed, Farrah, Michael, and now Billy Mays? WTF Hollywood!!!
thinks it is just about time for people to get off their dead asses and start looking into all of the corn that Jimmy has been cracking.
would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I don't know about you, but if corpses don't rise from the ground and renact the Thriller video at Jacko's funeral I will never be happy again.
a secret agent...oh crap.
found the pot at the end of the rainbow. To bad the leprechaun already smoked it!
hates people that take drugs... customs for example
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silence is golden but duct tape is silver
laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and thinking- where the F%$K is my ceiling?
thinks experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want
ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi
I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!
used to be a schizophrenic but now we're ok.
some say the glass is half empty, some say it's half full... I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
Sometimes I wake up grumpy… other times I do the easier thing and let her sleep.
wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit
taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!! 