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friends are like rocks, be careful how you treat them because one day you might realise you have lost a diamond 
it isn't true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, it's through his chest...with an axe.
if rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
if you want to know anything then come to my house because i've got a teenager here who knows everything
if love is blind why is lingerie so popular
found Waldo!
on the top of the world, looking down on creation...
thinks that Americans would 'shake' the image of being overweight and lazy if we had to peddle in order to power our computers, thus making us all in shape.
wishes he could grow hair out of his ears. Girls love a mature and well established man, and whats more mature and well established than a guy with ear hair?
going to be bulletproof next time
life is precious...waste it wisely
's happy-go-lucky attitude is proof positive of better living through pharmaceuticals!
good girls go to heaven but bad girls go EVERYWHERE
it doesn't matter how poor you are...if you've got family...your rich
as confused as a cow on astro turf
hates it when people are late...i feel like their stealing my a piece of my life
has the feeling she needs to do the housework, gonna sit down with a coffee and wait for the feeling to pass
loves animals...especially in gravy
about go over to my grandmas house at 3 A.M in the morning so I can wake her up and get on her nerves!
thinking his Leggo My Eggo Defense" will not hold up in a court of law. 