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is your density, I mean, your destiny 
going to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.....
has fly kicked the sheepdog....choke slammed the shepard, and is just about to jump that big fence to see whats on the other side!.
a short leg and walks in circles
very aware of Shamwow imitators. i'm keeping an eye on them right now...
could only please one person a day. I can't accommodate you today. tomorrow's not looking good either.
under your bed...
pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ
doesn't use sunscreen because his lifestyle makes it far more likely his liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before his skin
just stepped on and off the scales & REALLY hopes the saying, "What goes up must come down" is true!!!
just created a facebook page for my right hand so I can tell the world I'm in a relationship with it
hung to the over
trying to think whether i've been naughty or nice this year but the screaming slaves in my basement are distracting me.
people are always asking whats the meaning of life, why dont they just look it up in the dictionary. Duh!!!!
in a mucking fuddle
obeying alien orders
wonders if you can grow weed on Farm Town and sell it on Dope Wars
billy jean may not have been his lover, but he sure loved gettin in lil billy's jeans...
says, "the sun can kiss the moon goodbye, a flower can kiss a butterfly, wine can kiss a frosted glass, and you, my friend, can kiss my ass!"
has been cleaning so much that she must have 2 ugly step-sisters somewhere... 