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understands that hard work has a future payoff... but laziness pays off now :) 
wondering if crematoriums give discounts to ppl who die in fires...
that shirt makes you look like a gay pack of skittles
thinkin'... well, la-dee-frickin-da !!!
awake and sober...WTF?
a good source of vitamin AWESOME.
reading the top 10 best grilled sandwiches. Mmmmmm... Chutney.
thinks if there wasn't a last minute he'd never get anything done
Does it count as cheating if you put it in her bum?
wondering when dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?
wondering why black socks have more lint than white socks
My husband wears the pants in the family... I just tell him what ones to wear.
Husband and Dog missing...25 cent reward for dog.
Anyone looking for a husband obviously never had one !
Hey, I'm not fat! I'm just a nutritional overachiever.
I'm in shape...Round is a shape...isn't it ?
I cook with wine...Sometimes I even put it in the food !
I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener.
knows how you feel...she just doesn't care
not superstitious. Well... maybe a little stitious. 