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trapped sitting in the car wondering why he locked his keys outside. 
When you argue with a woman, its like the war in Iraq, [pointless and with no winning]. When she all of sudden stops and smile at you...you're already dead.
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waiting for the aliens to land and take her home
wondering if a turtle doesn't have its shell, is it homeless or naked?
proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
I cant decide, if a ninja and a jedi were to get into an altercation . . Who would win !?
when life came to me I snapped its head off and skinned it alive, Moral of the story I caused death and now you know why he wears a cloak
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. NOW QUIET!!! They're about to announce the lottery numbers....
playing russian roulette with Robert DeNiro. Damn he's good.
Everything would suck alot worse withought me
trying to cut back on being stupid
your real mom... I forgot to tell you.
going to the library. Yes, I know your jealous.
teaching his/her pet how to be a ninja.
eaten so many mini Eggs, that thinks a mini chicken is coming out of her belly!!
"Arsene has brought us success, beautiful football and the glorious Thierry Henry. But if the Adebayor deal falls through, I swear I'll rip his cock out through his nose."
thankfully does not live in a yellow submarine.
- Hard drive, floppy drive, flash drive, stiffy disk. Who comes up with these names?
calling someone out on Facebook is like winning the gold medal in the Special Olympics: In the end, you are still retarded. 