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so straight he makes a staright line look curved 
Avoid eating nuts and crackers, you are what you eat!
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
No one is a virgin, the world screws us all.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Twitter: The site where people signaficantly want to get stalked(Follow) and tell people their business where nobody cares. Lol....really. But they love it
funny how guys show off there muscles just to get a woman's attention on here, but never show off brains........let alone their hearts.
If twitter went away, would anyone care?
if Facebook and Myspace were 9 to 5 jobs, then unemployment would cease to exist in our economy.
Mirror Mirror On the wall, Who has the Meanest Swagga of them All?
an animal rights activist against fur but not leather because it's easier to harass rich old ladies instead of motorcycle gangs.
could talk a glass eye to sleep!
my name, don't wear it out! Heh heh!
Based on a true story
you could single handedly make my dreams come true! or you could use two hands.
brought a wind machine to the DMV so I could get the perfect license pic! (This is Hollywood afterall).
unique just like everyone in here!
going to read your status updates through a kaleidoscope... it's more fun that way.
thinks that the only reason animal rights activists are against fur is coz it's easier to harass rich old ladies than motorcycle gangs.
geting behind early so she can have plenty of time to catch up 