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playing hide and seek with a guy called Trouble. Its as if he wants me to find him. 
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
will never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
wondering if Chris Brown releases a "greates hits" cd.....will that violate his probation????
Fishing Like a Chinese Cockle Picker
thinking that if ballerinas were just a little bit taller they wouldn't have to dance on their tippy-toes so much.
nothing is impossible coz impossible itself says "i m possible"
's Friend was hit by a dodge, which I found to he/she found both funny and ironic
Met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it
10 feet tall, weighs 500lbs, breathes fire and can take a shot gun blast standing
You Lost The Game (X Is Going To Have Lots Of Thumb Downs)
Loves U2 !! (The Band Or You)
Doesnt Need Drugs She's Naturally Retarded
Annoyed by something a billion times smaller then her.....a fly
If your uncle jack is stuck on your roof ; would you help your Uncle Jack Off?
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas. 