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-- I come from a long line of Conga dancers.....
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03-29-2010 12:17 by
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Have you ever been on an elevator talking to someone (about nothing top secret really) and when anyone else walks in; everyone shuts up? Such a strange phenomenon...
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03-29-2010 12:14 by
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٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ YIPPEE!!
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03-29-2010 10:47
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thinks it was irresponsible for the Cox Candy Company to make a lollipop. Who would walk into a candy store and ask for a Cox Sucker?
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03-29-2010 10:46 by
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((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
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03-29-2010 10:41
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║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
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03-29-2010 10:41
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dont forget to turn your clocks back this weekend, i'm turning mine back to 1970 when we had no illegal immigrants
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03-29-2010 10:40
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Time for spring break!! *̡͌l̡*͡͡͡ ͡I _ ͇๐ےﮯ̡ *
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03-29-2010 10:40
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Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.
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03-29-2010 10:38
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♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬♪♫ Rock On \,,\(^_^)/,,/
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03-29-2010 10:36
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̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
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03-29-2010 10:33
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If everyday is a gift, then where's her reciept. She would like to exchange Monday for Satruday
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03-29-2010 10:27
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★ just call me tootsie.. because you know how I roll ★ - Magean Brents
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03-29-2010 09:53
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"you should change your name to LEGO cuz your about to get BLOCKED!!:!"- Magean L. Brents
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03-29-2010 09:51
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The cows in the meadow go moo the cows in the meadow go moo and then along comes a farmer and whacks them in the head. and that's how we get Hamburger
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03-29-2010 09:45 by
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"Maturity is simply the wisdom to determine da right time to be a kid and da right time to be an adult."
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03-29-2010 09:42
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"Few men have d natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy."
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03-29-2010 09:40
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"if you dont expect anything, you wont be let down"- Magean Brents
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03-29-2010 09:37
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Every bar bathroom should have a cupholder.
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03-29-2010 09:25
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it just me, or are the people who claim they hate drama actually the most dramatic people I know?
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03-29-2010 09:23
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