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I've got bieber fever!!!! Whenever I hear his name or music I get a fever, headache, nausea
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10-19-2010 20:10 by
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Accidentally clicking the "Like" button while you're Facebook stalking is like accidentally setting off a flare while practicing guerrilla warfare.
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10-19-2010 20:03
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"Find your ideal partner on Facebook"No thanks, I can safely say that one quality I am not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.
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10-19-2010 19:42 by
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I once dated a girl who's right leg was slightly longer than her left....I really do miss Eileen.
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10-19-2010 19:29 by
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there's nothing like leaving king kong's finger in the local service station's toilet ......
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10-19-2010 19:13
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if you stand on your toilet your automatically high on pot!!!!
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10-19-2010 18:11
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...Sorry, Christine O'Donnell, you are NOT smarter than a 5th grader. Thank you for playing, please accept these lovely parting gifts, and GTFO.
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10-19-2010 17:54 by
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Guess we know who 90,000 Boeing employees won't be voting for in 2012....
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10-19-2010 17:14 by
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Snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.
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10-19-2010 16:55 by
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Just remember people...the sober one ALWAYS remembers everything :)
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10-19-2010 16:19
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thinking that if you have to advertise that you are a princess across your ass, odds are you are probably not
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10-19-2010 15:34
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever.
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10-19-2010 15:29 by
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lets turn the NFL into touch football
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10-19-2010 15:23 by
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Words to live by: If your outflow is greater than your income, then your up-keeps guna be your downfall
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10-19-2010 15:12 by
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You know that garbage can right next to Oscar the Grouch's garbage can? That's where he takes the ladies.
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10-19-2010 15:08 by
Marshall the Great
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It's good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl
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10-19-2010 15:04
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them??
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10-19-2010 14:57 by
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I just saved a lot of money by not paying my car insurance bill.
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10-19-2010 14:53
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even if your sporting a tic tac for a dck....you can still freshen their breath!
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10-19-2010 14:47 by
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Could I borrow your face for Halloween?
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10-19-2010 14:28 by
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