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   messageicon The old saying "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"....is it? Or maybe you just need to get up off UR lazy ass and mow the lawn, water it, pull some weeds, fertilize it, take care of your own grass and stop looking over the fence
←Rate | 11-13-2010 11:09 by jayson1464 Comments (2)  


   messageicon awesome at being humble!
←Rate | 11-13-2010 11:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My internet goes down more than my girlfriend.......How sad!!
←Rate | 11-13-2010 10:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out that my google setting was set to family friendly and turned it off, it's a hole new world>:)
←Rate | 11-13-2010 10:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In addition to being able to click "Like", Facebook needs a "That's what she said." option
←Rate | 11-13-2010 10:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get out from my memory !!!
←Rate | 11-13-2010 09:31 by mell dolidze Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when someone constantly complains about the town they live it. Here's a thought.....move if you don't like it! But quit your bit#&ing!
←Rate | 11-13-2010 09:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting rid of his "facebook wall" for the new "facebook window". Instead of writing comments on my wall, now all you ladies can "put em' on the glass".
←Rate | 11-13-2010 09:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes poetry, chocolate cake, and poking dead things with sticks.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 09:01 by ci Comments (0)  


   messageicon writes "like this", and not "lyk dis", because she is an adult, and because she is not stupid
←Rate | 11-13-2010 09:00 by ci Comments (0)  


   messageicon a little puzzled, as to why she has eye-liner on her thigh...
←Rate | 11-13-2010 08:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may get her mink out tonight. It's time.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 08:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has no doubt that there's a place in every woman's life for a red thong, but that place is not five inches above the waistline of her jeans. Ever.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 08:56 by ci Comments (0)  


   messageicon discovered today, that the man sitting next to her had wet himself.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 08:55 by ci Comments (0)  


   messageicon just asked a group of people for a lighter. They thought she was homeless, asking for money. She's wearing false lashes. When was the last time you saw a homeless person with false lashes?
←Rate | 11-13-2010 08:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon amazed what she can do with a broccoli, when she puts her mind to it.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 08:51 by ci Comments (0)  


   messageicon MYTH NUMBER 6.... Liquor Before Beer, Never Fear.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 08:40 by Duh Man Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bought a dog that gives up chasing a cat after about 10 seconds. So I'm calling it Quits.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 08:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just for fun, I left a note of this guys car at Wal-Mart that said, "Sorry for backing into your car". That should keep him busy for a few minutes.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 07:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon idiot noun \ˈi-dē-ət\ - One who disagrees with me
←Rate | 11-13-2010 06:08 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  



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