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I've heard that the Eskimos have over 80 words to describe snow. Hell, they should get jobs in the Lipstick Color Naming Department at Revlon
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10-22-2010 09:59 by
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For Halloween, I'm going to wear a Pacman suit and chase all the Muslim women in burqas around the town centre.
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10-22-2010 09:44 by
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is thinking of auditioning for The X-Factor next year. Do I go with the dead relative story, or should I just rock up in a wheelchair?
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10-22-2010 09:44 by
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thinks it would be hysterical if Brad and Angelina's daughter, Shiloh Pitt, turned out to be dyslexic.
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10-22-2010 09:43 by
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Yea OK... Like I am the only man who ever wears feathers in his hair from time to time.
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10-22-2010 09:14
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My Doctor said I have a deficiency of vitamin C in my body. I guess Stoli Orange it's not a good source of vitamin C.
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10-22-2010 09:12
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Theres 2 types of people in this world.. People who have been bitten by the Easter Bunny and people who haven't..
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10-22-2010 08:59
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WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.
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10-22-2010 08:14 by
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According to all the forwards I received and never re-forwarded since I've been on the net, I will die 238 times and will have bad luck for 896 years
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10-22-2010 08:00 by
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Loneliness taught me evrythng in this world, Except Hw 2 4get the person who made me alone ...
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10-22-2010 02:53
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The fastest way to stop "terrorism" is to stop screwing around with other peoples countries.
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10-22-2010 02:26 by
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c[_] <- this a cup of HTFU. drink it and get on with it
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10-22-2010 00:55
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between the soccer team that crashed in the Andes and those 33 miners, Chile has a very good record of disasters with happy endings...
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10-22-2010 00:29
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I accidentally spilled Spot Remover on my dog... now he's gone :)
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10-22-2010 00:08 by
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Only you old school pervs will get this one: BOB GUCCIONE'S TOMBSTONE: Here Lies "Name Held Upon Request" 1930-2010
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10-22-2010 00:07
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It's better to give than to receive... especially in prison.
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10-21-2010 23:55 by
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Laying on my TV watching the couch. I needed to switch things up a bit.
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10-21-2010 23:51 by
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There are two types of people in the world - those who have had Dinty Moore's Beef Stew and those who have not.
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10-21-2010 23:33 by
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In honor of Christine O'Donnell, I am designating November as Lack of Awareness Awareness Month.
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10-21-2010 23:32 by
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BREAKING: "Hey, Where Is Everybody?" Says Chilean Miner No. 34
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10-21-2010 23:32 by
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