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   messageicon In the chemistry lab, proving that ugliness is more than skin deep...
←Rate | 10-23-2010 19:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon out tonight, because the Beastie Boys fought, and possibly died, for my right to paaarty....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon secretly replaced the Parmesan cheese shaker with a used Pedi-Egg.... will her guests be able to tell the difference?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 19:09 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I passed a Deloreon the other day. I thought... ‎1985 had Ronald Reagan, Rambo, rubics cube, mullets and Bon Jovi. Why would anyone time travel 2010? Obama, Justin Bieber, and Glee are enough reasons to try a different decade.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 18:56 by JGellz Comments (0)  


   messageicon ATTENTION: Those of you who are posting pictures on fb that are sideways, there are 2 arrows on the bottom right hand side of the photo. I don't care which one you pick just pick one & Keep clicking it until it's right side up...my neck is starting to h
←Rate | 10-23-2010 18:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a dog with no legs named Cigarette. Everyday I put on his leash and take him out for a drag.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 18:22 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...thinks animal testing is a terrible idea. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers anyway
←Rate | 10-23-2010 17:35 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon was going to go to Walmart today but my tie dyed t-shirt and my sweatpants with whole in the arse of em were in the wash, besides , I had a haircut yesteday and it's neat and tidy , I just wouldn't have fit in
←Rate | 10-23-2010 16:50 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT
←Rate | 10-23-2010 16:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon catching flies and turning them into crawls
←Rate | 10-23-2010 15:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of RIP, do Hindus put BRB on their gravestones?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 15:21 Comments (2)  


   messageicon The smallest woman can break the biggest man in the world with three little words: Is it in?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:41 by A is for ME Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing sucks worse then buying a girl drinks all night and watching her leave with another dude.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wizard of oz is the ultimate chick flick, two women trying to kill each other over shoes
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:41 by A is for ME Comments (0)  


   messageicon am I the only one who gets the urge to kick small children when I see them walking really slowly in front of me?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon World population rankings: 1:China 2:India 3:Facebook 4:USA
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:37 by A is for ME Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laundry, my old nemesis…so we meet again. And I see you have brought your sidekick, Dirty Dishes with you. Well played evil villian, well played.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:35 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend got f**ked by a clown before we dated. So I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:34 by A is for ME Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanted, Teenager owners manuel for models 1993 thru 1996. Must be kid tested and mother approved.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 12:37 by corey c Comments (2)  



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