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Guess facebook is my woman because I wake up and say good morning and whats on my mind
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10-26-2010 17:37 by
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How do I explain to a coworker, that she is not a size 6…that EVERY pair of pants she wears she has a Camel Toe…and EVERYONE has noticed!
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10-26-2010 17:14 by
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wonders “Why its called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky???”
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10-26-2010 17:12 by
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My girlfriend has a weird fetish, she likes to dress up like herself and act like a b!tch every night.
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10-26-2010 17:11 by
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I just saw that Harry Potter movie. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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10-26-2010 17:08 by
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met this girl at the pub and she told me her ‘sex was on fire'. She lied. But ironically, now it burns when I piss.
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10-26-2010 17:08 by
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"The mistakes of the past don't define you... they refine you."
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10-26-2010 17:07 by
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Worrying Is like a rocking chair, sure it gives you something to do but in the end, it gets you nowhere.
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10-26-2010 16:56 by
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Why does the day after payday feel just like the day before payday???
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10-26-2010 16:28
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I remember my first status...
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10-26-2010 16:27
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real eyes realize real lies
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10-26-2010 16:17
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Do me a favor..run your face into my fist really hard..
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10-26-2010 15:54
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I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.
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10-26-2010 15:50 by
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I can't believe Google is c0cky enough to start guessing after one letter.
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10-26-2010 15:47 by
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"I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop."... thought the Dog.
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10-26-2010 15:43 by
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When dressing up for Halloween, disguise the limit.
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10-26-2010 15:42 by
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It's all fun and games til they open up the trunk...
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10-26-2010 15:41
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Everytime I see a matttress on top of a car I think it's a prostitute making house calls..
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10-26-2010 15:40
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Please talk to my face, my breasts can't hear you.
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10-26-2010 15:37
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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
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