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   messageicon Does anyone know the over under on people getting trampled to death at the Great Wal-Mart of China next week?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 08:13 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's sister asked if the dress she was wearing made her ass look big... I told her No!....it was all the crap she ate that made it look big
←Rate | 11-17-2010 05:57 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 05:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are Softballs hard?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 05:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 05:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What was the best thing before sliced bread?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 05:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 05:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can there be self-help “groups”?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 05:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 05:07 by SUPA SAM E Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to make you feel like your the only girl in the world LOL jks I got ho's, in different area codes!!
←Rate | 11-17-2010 04:28 by SUPA SAM E Comments (1)  


   messageicon hopes Prince Harry doesn't wear one of his special party costumes to his brother's nuptuals.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 02:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thursday is on my mind Facebook!! Now stop asking me that and go bug someone else!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2010 02:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale of 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 how OCD are you?
←Rate | 11-17-2010 01:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa.... All I want is access to that "bad boy's" list of yours.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 01:35 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Today is National Facebook Unfriend Day. I hope you make it to tomorrow as my friend. I just want you to know I'm pulling for you.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 00:29 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget scholarships and honor societies - the highest academic complement is getting an awesome grade on a paper you half-assed at four in the morning the day it was due.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 00:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon won't just hit the spot. He will kill the spot & dress inappropriately at the spots funeral.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a new slogan for TSA: Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants!!!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:21 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been thinking of things I could do today, leaning towards going to Victoria's Secret and looking around.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A grown man making snow angels in the yard shouldn't be so strange...dressed in a clown suit playing the bagpipes sure as hell made it weird.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:01 Comments (0)  



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