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I plan to open a pancake house in Japan called Japancakes.
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11-04-2010 01:35
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You know your ugly when you have more pictures of your family then yourself ' Haha
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11-04-2010 00:24 by
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next time my name is in your mouth I hope you choke on it ass =)
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11-03-2010 23:55 by
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realized that if no one can reach you.....you never have to waste time returning phone calls.
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11-03-2010 23:54 by
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If you want proof that one person can make a difference, punch a stranger in the face.
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11-03-2010 23:50 by
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If I ever get summoned for jury duty, I plan on appearing in the courtroom in a puff of smoke and yelling, "WHO SUMMONED ME?"
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11-03-2010 23:49 by
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Life is like a box of chocolates...I don't think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades...pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!
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11-03-2010 23:46 by
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Whenever I get a message that begins with "Hey Stranger" I know I'm about to be asked for a favor by someone I don't want to help.
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11-03-2010 23:43 by
Marshall the Great
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I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.
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11-03-2010 23:41 by
Marshall the Great
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I don't know if my liver or heart hurts more during a break up...
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11-03-2010 23:40 by
Marshall the Great
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I wish relationships were more like cell phone plans - "Free nights and weekends."
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11-03-2010 23:39 by
Marshall the Great
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Maybe things would improve if we shipped Congress's jobs overseas too.
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11-03-2010 23:37 by
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Okay, so you Republicans taking office, we all expect a complete economic turnaround in less than two years. Got it?
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11-03-2010 23:36 by
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Just once I would like the pilot to say "Hey gang, who here wants to just keep flying and see where we end up?"
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11-03-2010 23:34 by
Marshall the Great
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All I wanna do is have my mind erased
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11-03-2010 23:32 by
Marshall the
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It isn't until all's been said and done that you actually realize all you should have said and done.
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11-03-2010 23:31 by
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I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up... cause, you know... I'm still looking for ideas.
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11-03-2010 23:28 by
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Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real damn accomplishment.
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11-03-2010 22:59 by
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So many things remind me of You, mostly when I sit on the toilet.
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11-03-2010 22:57 by
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the font smaller, or am I on acid??
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11-03-2010 22:56 by
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