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its not Christmas time yet and Starbucks is holiday happy. We still have to get though thanksgiving people.
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11-04-2010 20:18
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The Republicans have announced they intend to make it more difficult to claim benefits. Starting next week the forms will only be printed in English.
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11-04-2010 19:05 by
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Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
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11-04-2010 19:00 by
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I hate to admit it but i'm in a really dark place right now... oh wait.... found the light switch... phew! never-mind :
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11-04-2010 18:26 by
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converted my dishwasher into a snowblower: bought the wife a new snow shovel for her birthday!
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11-04-2010 18:19 by
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bad Facebook!! you almost made me take out that row of mailboxes
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11-04-2010 18:19
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im a fan of the tube top, but even tires have pressure limits....
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11-04-2010 18:03
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Why is the FONT so small on Facebook all of the sudden. I see the Republicans have started with their nonsense already.
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11-04-2010 17:58
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Whatever happened to the happy Mentos commercials. Those were the highlight of my day!!!!
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11-04-2010 17:49
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I'm fat! If I stare at something too hard I break a sweat!
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11-04-2010 17:40
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Woke up and decided to do something crazy today so I went and had my va-jay-jay pierced! All the pain was worth it since now I pick up free XM Satellite Radio! I just can't stand in front of the microwave anymore.
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11-04-2010 17:39
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It's a given that whatever hits the fan is never distributed evenly.
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11-04-2010 17:36
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you know you're getting old when your toilet paper supply starts to take up an entire closet!!!!
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11-04-2010 17:35
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"Hold my beer and watch this." ...that sure brings back high school memories..
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11-04-2010 17:27 by
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And don't even get me started on statements with no context.
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11-04-2010 17:23 by
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... hmm ... If you try 2 google myspace you'll get " did you mean Facebook ?"
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11-04-2010 17:02
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First 5 people to like this shall receive a hand crafted statue of me wrestling an invisible bear.
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11-04-2010 17:02 by
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A vote for Obama is a vote for demise!!
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11-04-2010 16:20 by
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If it's your birthday this month, then you know your parents really enjoyed Valentine's Day.
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11-04-2010 15:52 by
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The snooze button is life's way of saying that waking up sucks.
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11-04-2010 15:49 by
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