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Guess what? I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
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11-05-2010 19:27
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Life is full of up's & down's, so UP the music & DOWN the Tequila
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11-05-2010 19:25 by
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money isn't the key to happiness? then where is the key? hidden in a stupid box somewhere, like in Pirates Of The Caribbean?
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11-05-2010 18:57 by
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Breaking News... President Obama travels to India to visit former American jobs...
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11-05-2010 17:33 by
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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11-05-2010 16:06
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You hate me? I didn't even know you existed.
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11-05-2010 15:42 by
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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11-05-2010 15:38 by
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Dear complicated life decisions: be easier.
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11-05-2010 15:38 by
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Dear Week, I am leaving you for the Weekend. I would say it's not you, it's me, but let's face it, it was you. Sincerely, Me
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11-05-2010 15:31 by
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There's a fine line between looking tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of Doritos.
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11-05-2010 15:30 by
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my sub teacher in 11th grade was born without arms, he asked a girl "need a hand" & she laughed ..he should of slapped her!
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11-05-2010 15:28 by
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Don't tell other people your problems. 90% of people don't care, and the other 10% are glad you have them.
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11-05-2010 15:21 by
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Not a good idea to Text/tweet and walk at the same time. Trust me, the pole is closer than you think...
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11-05-2010 15:06 by
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i thought I saw you today, but as I got closer, I realized it was a trash can
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11-05-2010 14:54 by
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Remember, a doggie isn't just for Christmas... it's a f-kin good position all year round!
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11-05-2010 14:28 by
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Raining cats and dogs.....Why can't it rain cougars amd beavers?
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11-05-2010 12:58
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Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?
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11-05-2010 12:49
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If I could take it all back right now, I wouldn't..i would have done more sh@t that people said that I shouldn't..
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11-05-2010 12:46 by
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I'm the one who screwed you all, but thanks for blaming the black guy.. George. Bush
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11-05-2010 12:40 by
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A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
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11-05-2010 12:28 by
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