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   messageicon At what point did the police change their motto from, "To Serve and Protect" to "To Pester and Annoy?"
←Rate | 11-24-2010 07:03 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon God, give back Bob Marley and take Justin Bieber instead
←Rate | 11-24-2010 06:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon please remember to drive safely, responsibly n a bit slower than how fast your guardian angel can fly
←Rate | 11-24-2010 03:49 by ashwin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear future politicians, If one of you promises to synchronize a few traffic signals around here, you'll get my vote. Sincerely, Taxpayer #317.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 03:45 by Lesley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahhhh nothing like a cigarette and kicking back with your feet up after a rigerous workout with the Shake Weight
←Rate | 11-24-2010 01:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I almost touched my toes, a year ago I couldn't even see them. #ExerciseIsGood
←Rate | 11-24-2010 01:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The situation in N. Korea has caused 0bama to elevate his mood from "concerned" to "really concerned". Next step: "Super-duper concered", but only if it doesn't offend any Asian-American-Asians-of-Asian-Decent.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 00:50 by Demon Comments (1)  


   messageicon Bill Clinton Joins Cast of The Hangover 2
←Rate | 11-24-2010 00:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are more woman than men in mental hospitals... which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 00:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 23:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 23:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 23:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 22:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates getting texts or calls on my iphone it interrupts my game, don't call me!
←Rate | 11-23-2010 22:17 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I expect 2011 AMA performances will include Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and supergroup N*KOTBSB 182 Degrees...
←Rate | 11-23-2010 21:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon got his test results back this morning and is shocked to find that he's been diagnosed with OCD. He's called the doctors nine times to check if they're correct....
←Rate | 11-23-2010 20:56 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case...
←Rate | 11-23-2010 20:54 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 20:39 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 20:38 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dancing with the Stars, Skating with the Stars, wondering how long before we see Banging with a Porn Star!!
←Rate | 11-23-2010 20:29 Comments (0)  



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