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obama even suxs more on thanksgiving....
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11-24-2010 17:37 by
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This years Thanksgiving challenge: See if you can sneak a bowl of Lucky Charms on the table.
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11-24-2010 17:28 by
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Having Grey Goose For Thanksgiving Dinner
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11-24-2010 15:59
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You call it leftovers, I call it fine dining for at least a week.
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11-24-2010 15:18
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Redneck turkey timer: add a handfull of unpopped popcorn to your stuffing... when his ass blows off he's done!
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11-24-2010 14:31
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Stand up for what is right, even if you're standing alone.
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11-24-2010 14:04 by
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No one can do everything, BUT everyone can do something!!!
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11-24-2010 14:02 by
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Vu ja de: When you are in a situation that reminds you of something that will happen.
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11-24-2010 13:12
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everybody is celine dion in the shower..
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11-24-2010 13:04 by
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Like a good neighbor, Mr. Rogers is there
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11-24-2010 12:26 by
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just realized that Superman was an illegal immigrant
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11-24-2010 12:24 by
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Goldfish and animal crackers.....Her favorite kind of surf and turf
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11-24-2010 12:01
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thinks people who end sentences with prepositions should knock it off.
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11-24-2010 11:43
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Deja Fu: I've been kicked in the head like this before...
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11-24-2010 10:22 by
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praying I don't get gravy on my nice clothes.
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11-24-2010 10:20
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wondering what all the Vegitarians are doing for Thanksgiving.
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11-24-2010 10:19 by
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going thru the airport scan today with a complete spiderman suit under my street clothes
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11-24-2010 10:16 by
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Todays lesson: You WRITE a letter or note. You TYPE an e -mail, message or text.
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11-24-2010 09:22
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thinks people with parkinsons just have a good song stuck in their head
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11-24-2010 09:09 by
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likes being vague, because it's almost as fun as doing this other thing.
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11-24-2010 08:39 by
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