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wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
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11-12-2010 05:38 by
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Global warming is like Goldilocks and the weather is like porridge.
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11-12-2010 05:14
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been bitten by a spider... and now waiting to become Spider Man...! :-)
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11-12-2010 05:05
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The only thing scarier than Christine O'Donell is the thought her being in office and in charge of the nuclear codes.
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11-12-2010 01:40
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“I was at Arby's the other day and I thought, ‘Oh sh*t, I should take someone's order.”
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11-12-2010 01:20
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off to kill plants and zombies.
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11-12-2010 01:09 by
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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11-12-2010 01:03
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if nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
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11-12-2010 00:42
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I am sick of USA blaming their presidents for everything! Help yourselves people! You elected him to be your leader not as your nanny!!
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11-12-2010 00:24 by
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Whenever I see signs that say ‘slow pedestrians' or ‘slow children playing' I can't help but picture people in helmets playing in the street.
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11-12-2010 00:12
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since Obama is trying to get rid of Guantomino bay, we will now be sending captured terrorists on Carnival Cruises
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11-12-2010 00:10
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I didnt fall for you...i tripped and fell cause your to ugly!!
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11-11-2010 23:57 by
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When I die, I want to be buried alive.
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11-11-2010 23:53 by
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so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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11-11-2010 23:31
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sending a text message and sitting the phone between their legs on vibrate..
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11-11-2010 23:16
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Where would the world be without music?
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11-11-2010 22:48 by
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helping senior Citizens...one Cougar at a time.....
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11-11-2010 22:44
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Lethal Weapon 5.
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11-11-2010 22:35
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I don't know about you but putting the Kardashian's on a credit card to promote financial responsability makes as much sense as getting a nun to be a spokes woman for a condom company.
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11-11-2010 21:29 by
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my neighbors put their Christmas decorations up early, so I put my Easter stuff out just to one-up them.
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11-11-2010 20:22 by
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