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   messageicon Panhandling is so much easier with a red bucket and a bell.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 11:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm about to overdose on Christmas music...
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:45 by @Torren_T Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're always told to “Wear something bright at night” on the TV and in magazines. Last night when I went to the shop, I wore a white hat, white coat and white trousers – I got hit by a f-kin snow plough!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:35 Comments (5)  


   messageicon People say that money can't buy happiness. I say I haven't yet secured sufficient funding to conduct a sound study on this subject.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buy condoms or play with yourself ! World Aids Day 2010
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:09 by AC Comments (0)  


   messageicon to all the grandparents that told your kids I hope your kids are as bad as you... well played!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 09:59 by Suzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...put on your Yarmulke! here comes Hannukah! it's so fun-nukkah to celebrate Hannukah!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 09:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really not sure it Kinect for X-Box is the greatest idea for a society who already has a problem with laziness. If you want to use your entire body to play sports...then just play sports!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:28 by massena43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate dealing with the "middle man" so Wednesday, please hurry and go away and let me see your Boss Friday... Thanks!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more awkward than buying condoms would be returning them.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:22 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Plan A: Marry hot girl Plan B: Marry average girl that can cook Plan C: Ramen Noodles.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:20 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My coworker is making love to her lunch, or at least that's what it sounds like.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:18 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say that you are what we eat. This means that I am cheap, easy and ready in 2 minutes!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found the key to success, only to discover that the door was never locked.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss being a kid. My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot. And someone else was in charge of my hair.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to tonight's lack of sleep, tomorrow has been cancelled.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:13 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching movies alone sucks. There's no one to ask, "What did he just say? Who is that guy?"
←Rate | 12-01-2010 08:11 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call someone who can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle?........... Fat.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 07:03 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon "'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. 'Sort of.' It's just a filler. 'Sort of' - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, 'sort of' means everything. Like after 'I love you' or 'You're going to live' or 'It's a boy.'"
←Rate | 12-01-2010 07:02 by energypositive Comments (2)  



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