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Biggest lie ever: "I have read the terms of conditions"
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11-14-2010 03:41
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing, but do a mother.
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11-14-2010 02:38 by
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I don't understand the concept of a Freudian slip. It doesn't make any sex to me at all.
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11-14-2010 01:50 by
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would really appreciate an Aussie Kiss right about now...Yep! Down Under!
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11-14-2010 00:12 by
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wondering why Miss Piggy always chased after Kermit the Frog, he's green and slimy and will probably give her warts!
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11-14-2010 00:10 by
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making sentences with the words liver and cheese... liver alone cheese mine!
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11-14-2010 00:06 by
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HAPPY CHILDRENS DAY :)
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11-13-2010 22:51
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You have not truly experienced ALL of Gods blessings until you have been on both sides of giving and receiving.
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11-13-2010 22:43 by
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I wonder how we know to eat eggs,did someone say"see that chicken over there, I'm goin eat the 1st thing that comes outta its butt"
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11-13-2010 22:31 by
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Mark Zuckerberg really controls all of our lives, at any moment he could decide to take Facebook offline.
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11-13-2010 22:25 by
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You know....spooning leads to forking right?
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11-13-2010 21:22 by
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what happens when you spill carpet cleaner?
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11-13-2010 19:45
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why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? for the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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11-13-2010 18:42 by
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kiss my asprin
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11-13-2010 18:35 by
Juan\' Javier
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before lady Di, I never heard of Paparazzi.., I thought it was a circus act or something
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11-13-2010 18:34 by
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...so you're talking and you feel like no one's listening at all? rip off a good loud fart. that'll get everybody's attention!
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11-13-2010 18:07 by
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stands mighty in an elite group, Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow
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11-13-2010 17:42 by
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Poker face? Yeah I would and then some.
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11-13-2010 17:35
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really misses Tiger Woods Gatorade. But the John Daly Gatorade is pretty good, too (it has vodka in it)
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11-13-2010 17:24 by
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Nothing is more irritating than someone that updates there status every two minutes.
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