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"One of the few things I really about FaceBook is that you can post or quote almost anything and few people will question it."- Abraham Lincoln :)
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11-16-2010 06:01 by
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Thinks someone needs to invent a sarcasm font.
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11-16-2010 02:31 by
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bad decisions make good stories.
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11-16-2010 02:31 by
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just added a guy on facebook named "emon", just so I could Poke Emon
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11-16-2010 02:29 by
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If I get pulled over in Arizona and the cop says "Papers" and I say "Scissors", do I win?
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11-15-2010 23:57
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New study shows that too much Facebook leads to alcohol/drug abuse, which leads to neglecting one's imaginary sheep.
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11-15-2010 23:17 by
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Fox News reports that Obama visits Indonesia, one of several foreign countries where he was born.
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11-15-2010 23:16 by
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We need to talk, shuffle.. One Hall & Oates song is a great idea - but two in a row is completely unacceptable.
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11-15-2010 23:15 by
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man doesn't have to worry about people staring at his patch.
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11-15-2010 23:14 by
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Russians have grossly misunderstood roulette. Someone needs to tell them it's gambling on numbers, not maybe killing yourself.
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11-15-2010 23:13 by
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wants a full-body scan AND a pat-down! Mmmmm...
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11-15-2010 23:10
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I always wanted to read other people's minds, well now there's facebook where everyone just thinks out loud. Thank you facebook, the future is here.
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11-15-2010 23:04 by
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So when your sexting...do you get a phoner?
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11-15-2010 23:02 by
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never make eye-contact with anyone while eating a banana
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11-15-2010 21:53
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my anger management class pisses me off..
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11-15-2010 21:47
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My mother now has Gchat. You will no longer know how inappropriate my thoughts are via status updates. Today my status is "I like studying and Jesus."
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11-15-2010 21:22
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learned that you should never say "boom" at the airport. looks like i'm missing my flight
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11-15-2010 21:00
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I like to spend my weekends at Burgerking pretending I'm on Man vs Food...
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11-15-2010 20:48 by
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A penny for my thoughts? Oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar. There worth so much more after I'm a goner and maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin, funny when your dead how people start listenen
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11-15-2010 20:41
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Alcohol does NOT make you fat...it makes you lean...against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ....Ugly people!!!
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11-15-2010 20:04 by
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