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I'm not a doctor, I just play one on the internet 
snooze button, becuase all I need after 8 hours of sleep, is a nap
7-11 is developing a new wine.. It's said to pair well with poor life choices and sadness
I propose we add a new day to the week and call it "Someday," just think of all the awesome stuff that would happen on it.
i used to believe in Faith and Destiny, then I found out they were strippers
If you're not drinking falcon blood out of a boar's skull, .....we don't want to see your tribal tattoo.
Nobody stops and considers with everyone getting cellphones, Clark Kent will have resort to Port-O-Potties to change into Superman. Not a very heroic image is it!?
In an effort to act my own age, I starting dating woman at 7 years younger than me as opposed to ones my own age.
wondering if he's the only one who hears the theme to Get Smart when he walks down long hallways.
Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
Son, when I was your age, our video game were Big dots eating little dots while being chase by others dots who ran when my dot ate a special dot....
My Christmas tree looks like Hell. I can get away with it though, because I'm a guy.
Telling me I can't is like asking me to prove you wrong!
having one of those days where I just want to light somebody's face on fire and try putting it out with a fork!
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Above all else. Don't forget to smile. It either warms their heart or pisses them off. You win no matter what.
Here's the best advice of the day: If you call a psychic and they don't greet you by name, HANG UP!!!
You say my driving is out of control, I say my driving is well-planned and that particular moves require extreme skill and big balls.
Why did the blackman buy a old police car ??....So he could sit in the front for a change...
somewhere between raising Hell and amazing grace.
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