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Facebook should just change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?" ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆
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11-17-2010 10:05 by
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Nothing's funnier than a baffled senior citizen reading a slang word out loud.
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11-17-2010 09:57 by
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Maybe early risers just aren't as awesome at sleeping as I am.
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11-17-2010 09:56 by
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TSA Pat Downs. Stealing the Mile High Club's thunder since 2010.
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11-17-2010 09:56 by
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When someone asks you if these jeans make their butt look big...apparently "I don't know let me jog around back there and take a look" is the response you should give if you want things thrown at your head...
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11-17-2010 09:53
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Thank goodness my Internet is working again. I don't have all your mailing addresses.
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11-17-2010 09:25 by
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Why when I pump $20 worth of gas when I get to the 19th dollars it goes into retard mode and take 10 mintues for the last dollar
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11-17-2010 09:06 by
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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11-17-2010 09:01 by
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Does anyone know the over under on people getting trampled to death at the Great Wal-Mart of China next week?
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11-17-2010 08:13 by
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's sister asked if the dress she was wearing made her ass look big... I told her No!....it was all the crap she ate that made it look big
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11-17-2010 05:57
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Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
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11-17-2010 05:56
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Why are Softballs hard?
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11-17-2010 05:56
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Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
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11-17-2010 05:53
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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11-17-2010 05:51
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How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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11-17-2010 05:50
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How can there be self-help “groups”?
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11-17-2010 05:48
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If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it.
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11-17-2010 05:07 by
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I want to make you feel like your the only girl in the world LOL jks I got ho's, in different area codes!!
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11-17-2010 04:28 by
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hopes Prince Harry doesn't wear one of his special party costumes to his brother's nuptuals.
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11-17-2010 02:56
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Thursday is on my mind Facebook!! Now stop asking me that and go bug someone else!!!
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