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thinking the TSA needs to add a smoking section at security checkpoints I need a smoke after that "pat down"!
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11-17-2010 21:07
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In line at walmart. The lady in front of me had a lawn chair, a can of beans and a box of that summers eve douche rinse. I'm afraid to imagine what her weekend might consist of
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11-17-2010 20:50
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made entirely of flaws but stitched together with good intentions.
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11-17-2010 19:55
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Time to go give my sheets some a$$ and pillow some head...
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11-17-2010 19:54
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Today is National Unfriend Day... but what if mother won't let me unfriend?
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11-17-2010 19:54
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Every time a T.S.A. Agent touchs your junk... the terrorist win.
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11-17-2010 19:44
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...just heard that Tampax is replacing the strings with tinsel this month. ...Ladies, get them soon, supplies only last for the Christmas period!"
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11-17-2010 19:14 by
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may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping."
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11-17-2010 19:13 by
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putting on his mistletoe belt buckle!" .
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11-17-2010 19:12 by
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So... what did I learn today?.... never, EVER stand up too quickly after playing guitar hero for 3 hours straight!
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11-17-2010 18:41
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A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
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11-17-2010 18:24
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ohh yeahh... the sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette
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11-17-2010 18:23 by
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You wouldn't believe how jealous she is. She even came up the aisle with her brothers as bridesmaids.
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11-17-2010 18:21
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if someone with parkinson's accepts your apology for making fun of them, is it wrong to ask them to shake on it? Just asking.
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11-17-2010 18:03
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making my own four loko in a blender: a bottle of vodka, 4 red bulls, a bottle of cherry nyquil and a McRib. I'll be in the bathroom if you need me.
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11-17-2010 18:02 by
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's dog may be getting too old. he/she fell over when I tried to ride him/her.
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11-17-2010 17:25
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I'm a good boyfriend..I always talk to her, play with her, touch her buttons...I definitely turn her on... I love you Xbox.
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11-17-2010 16:25 by
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In an elevator I like to pull out a picture of myself and ask people "have you seen this person?"
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11-17-2010 16:24 by
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if a hermaphrodite goes missing, do you put their picture on a carton of Half and Half?
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11-17-2010 15:31
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Do you have to fly to go get one of those TSA airport pat-downs? Just asking
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11-17-2010 14:52 by
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